Wednesday, January 20, 2010

It's a Girl Thing

Just a list of things that have no explaination. It's a girl thing...

1. I hate when a cute pair of panties suddenly becomes "period underwear." One day earlier, this was a pair of sexy panties that would make your guy blush. Then suddenly, not so sexy.

2. Sometimes we want to just let go of our roles of mother and wife for a while and just be a woman!

3. When we dress sexy, it's usually not about attracting other men, it's about making other women jealous.

4. Sometimes I'm a bitch when I'm around other women I don't know. But, don't just assume it's because I'm threatened by her.

5. I hate shaving my legs. Yes, I understand you like them smooth and that you have to keep shaven. But I have a whole lot more surface area to cover than you!

6. I have 20 pairs of flip flops. They all go with an outfit, maybe two.

7. I like to talk on the phone. I like to text. I'm social. Get over it.

8. Even though there is a closest full of clothes, I still have nothing to wear. No, I can't pick out my outfit the night before because I don't know if I'll feel like wearing that in the morning. Maybe I'll be having a fat day eight hours from now.

Anyone have any more they'd like to share? It's a girl thing...


Anonymous said...

*These boobs arent yours anymore, they're the babies and if you touch them, well... I warned you.

*Yes I am driving and brushing my hair at the same time, but you said we had to go or we'd be late!


Mad Mom said...

OMG Mrs Muffins! Can't believe I forgot to add how I've mastered the art of getting ready in the car! I keep a hairbrush in the glove compartment and a little makeup for retouches in the center console!

Busymom3 said...

Yes I understand that you have been at work all day, but I've been at work all day too, the difference, I don't get paid because I work for you, I'm tired.. reheat your own damn dinner its on the stove waiting for you!

Pres. Kathy said...

Great post! Can relate to everything!

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